cradidily:

*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”

11:50 am  •  15 April 2014  •  301,691 notes

foodchewer:

i’m scared that one day i’ll say lmao instead of actually laughing

11:48 am  •  15 April 2014  •  762 notes

jaclcfrost:

[seductively takes off glasses]

wow you’re fucking blurry

6:00 am  •  15 April 2014  •  182,216 notes

t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

5:52 am  •  15 April 2014  •  238,471 notes

cokeflow:

tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands

(Source: cokeflow)

5:51 am  •  15 April 2014  •  437,793 notes